Happy Birthday Rajinikanth: Check out the top Rajani’s jokes

Rajinikanth celebrating his 70th birthday on 12 December. Rajinikanth has a god-like image among die hard fans, Let’s enjoy the top joke on Rajinikanth on the occasion of Thalaiva’s birthday

Rajnikant’s top jokes of 2019:

  1. When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India.
  2. Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury……
  3. Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…
  4. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography ………. Today that book is known as
  5. Guiness book of world records….
  6. WhY ‘EARTHQUAKE’ OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT‘S
  7. MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!!
  8. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
  9. Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What
  10. Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral gear.
  11. Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. gmail@rajnikant.com
  12. Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
  13. Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters  arrive in India!
  14. Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college. He chose science,arts and commerce!
  15. CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT  APTITUDE TEST.
  16. Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
  17. A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
  18. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
  19. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
  20. Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
  21. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  22. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  23. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  24. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
  25. Once upon a time Dinosaurs borrowed money from RAJNIKANT and dint pay him back.That was the last day when anyone saw Dinosaurs.
  26. Once Rajnikant raced with time.Result?Time is still Running.
  27. When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std. some1 stole his rough note & Now they call it as Wikipedia!
  28. ONCE RAJNI TAUGHT A KID HOW TO PLAY Counter Strike NOW HE IS NOW KNOWN AS OSAMA BIN LADEN.
  29. Rajnikanth  joined cid. Guess what happened?? Rajnikanth found the criminal before the crime.
  30. EK BAAR RAJNIKANT NE EK BACCHE KO KIS KAR LEYA AAJ VO BACCHA IMRAN HASMI KEHLATA

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