Rajinikanth celebrating his 70th birthday on 12 December. Rajinikanth has a god-like image among die hard fans, Let’s enjoy the top joke on Rajinikanth on the occasion of Thalaiva’s birthday
Rajnikant’s top jokes of 2019:
- When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India.
- Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury……
- Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…
- Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography ………. Today that book is known as
- Guiness book of world records….
- WhY ‘EARTHQUAKE’ OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT‘S
- MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!!
- Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
- Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What
- Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral gear.
- Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. gmail@rajnikant.com
- Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
- Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters arrive in India!
- Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college. He chose science,arts and commerce!
- CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT APTITUDE TEST.
- Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
- A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
- Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
- When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
- Once upon a time Dinosaurs borrowed money from RAJNIKANT and dint pay him back.That was the last day when anyone saw Dinosaurs.
- Once Rajnikant raced with time.Result?Time is still Running.
- When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std. some1 stole his rough note & Now they call it as Wikipedia!
- ONCE RAJNI TAUGHT A KID HOW TO PLAY Counter Strike NOW HE IS NOW KNOWN AS OSAMA BIN LADEN.
- Rajnikanth joined cid. Guess what happened?? Rajnikanth found the criminal before the crime.
- EK BAAR RAJNIKANT NE EK BACCHE KO KIS KAR LEYA AAJ VO BACCHA IMRAN HASMI KEHLATA
